Ootastic: PCOS in pictures

November 25, 2014

Spider fluff

Filed under: parenting, toddler — ootastic @ 8:43 pm

A common conversation with my toddler can be summarised as follows:

Spider fluff

June 23, 2014

Daft things toddlers do

Filed under: toddler — ootastic @ 2:46 pm

I wrote this before seeing this comic, but think it’s an apt reponse. I’ve no idea how it got this font, though!

1. Eat their own poo
2. Play with their own vomit
3. Dribble in mummy's mouth
4. Applaud their own burps
5. Bite Daddy's nose
6. Eat grass/bugs/etc
7. Headbutt the floor
8. Dive off the sofa
9. Crawl into walls
10. Cry/laugh when mummy sneezes
11. Torture their cuddly toys
12. Headbang to the Eastenders theme tune

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